Before beginning
the ‘article proper’ I feel it necessary to state that this post has absolutely
no tie, bond, or estranged familial link to the popular boyband, One Direction. The picture's there to boost hits. There.
Secret’s out. So if you’re reading this solely because of your
allegiance to Harry, Zayn, Liam, Louis, and Niall (thank you, Wikipedia), prepare
to be sorely disappointed; not just by this blog post, but also by the limp
handshake that is One Direction’s career. Our title is however relevant.
